You took away the only thing that every Pens fan agreed upon and truly loved, you dead, soul-less gelatinous/semisolid masses of coagulated blood.
Perhaps we should blame those blood clots for derailing this team over the last bit and taking away a viable top six forward option in Pascal Dupuis. Perhaps we should just be grateful we got that sweet, sweet cap space and were able to get rid of Rob Scuderi.
Hope you’re doing well Duper, I love and miss you more than ever.
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